401 Keg Retirement Plan
With the stock market in shambles and the housing market in the tank, it is time to look at your other options for your retirement. It is time to look at the 401 Keg Plan.
The Church of Beer - A non-profit looking to providing for their employees in the after party.
SotallyTober.com - A small company making sure their employees have something to support them while in rehab.
It is time to look at the 401 Keg Plan for your company.
- If you had bought $1,000.00 of Delta Airlines stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
- With AIG, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
- With Lehman Brothers, you would have nothing left.
- If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Miller Genuine Draft (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drunk all the beer then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
Enroll Now!!!Based on the facts, 401KegPlan.com's current investment advice is to take your money
And drink lots and lots of beer and recycle.
Simply fill out this quick form, and you'll be enrolled in the best retirement plan ever conceived!!!